Sunday, October 23, 2011

Get Annoyed.

A list of some pet peeves:

People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice containter.

Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.

And people who bring babies to the movies.

Noisy eaters.

People who disgustingly chew with their mouth open.

Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.

When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
People walking around in ridiculous 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.
(Or when they just flat out complain about their shoes hurting their feet. I'm always like um okay, then why the heck are you wearing them?)

People who are mean to animals.

When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.
And when they do it more than once. It's like really? You just tried sucking out of the straw two minutes ago. I am pretty sure more soda didn't just magically reappear.

People with bad table manners.

People that snoop.

People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.

Or people who ask you a question, and don't even give you time to answer.
It is now obvious you don't care. So why the heck did you ask? Because if it was to be polite, it didn't work.

Drivers who won't turn right on red.

Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.

Double negatives.

Conspiracy theories.

Not washing hands after using the bathroom.

When someone uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.

Tapping.

When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.

When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!

When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.

The way people walk in flip flops.

When people drag their feet.

Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.

People who write "Noone" instead of "No one".

People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.

How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.

When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.

Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.

When a movie you love is playing on TV but they cut out your favorite part.

When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.

When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.

People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
Or those people who plan out the time and then they are late.

Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.

Text talk.

When you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question.

When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.

Children's hand prints on the windows in car.

People who don't know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.

People putting their feet out of car windows.

When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone.

When you find a really cute piece of clothing on the rack and they have like twenty in size XXS, two in size 3X, and not a single one in your size.

Saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped on.

People who leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of taking them back to the corral.
(it is the worst when they leave it in an empty parking stall and you go to park there but you can't because there is a freakin' shopping cart in the middle of it!)

People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.

People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.

Unexpected company.

When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.

People who think that they are the only one with correct background for understanding an issue.

Being the first one at any party.

People throwing trash into a recycle bin.

Movie sequels that are unnecessary.

Litterbugs.

Drivers who tailgate.

The "yes but" people.

When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.

When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.

People who don't dress their age

Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.

People who don't pick up after themselves.

People who use the word "gay" to mean "lame".

When people say 'supposebly' instead of 'supposedly'.

People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.

When someone texts you first and then they only reply with "ya", "Cool", "OK", etc. Basic one word responses.
Like really? Why did you text me in the first place?

When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.

When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.

People who leave their children in their cars while they run into the store.

Girls who wear way too much make up.

People who always have to be right and have the last word.

People that cannot simply take their trash to the trash bin in places such as fast food restaurants, shopping malls etc.

People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.

When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.

Rappers who thank God at awards ceremonies.

Mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.

Drivers who leave their signal light on after they change lanes.

People who spell "you're" as "your."

Ice cream with freezer burn.

When the person who takes the last of something puts the empty package back.

Hair strands left on shower walls.

When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.

When people are using armrests on both sides of you.

When people are in the left turning lane and the light turns red, and then they start texting so they don't see that they got the left green arrow.

People who dress their pets.

People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they thought.

People (OR DATES!) who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell.

People who stare.

People who leave food that can spoil (milk, etc.) out too long, instead of putting it back in the fridge when they are done.

People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".

In mini golf when you miss the hole three times in a row less than a foot away.

Overuse of the word "Like"

Walking into spider webs.

When you think you like a boy and he keeps calling you dude.

People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.

The use of redundant statements like ATM Machine or PIN Number

Feeling a little juvenile when the waitress sees your drawings on the table at the Macaroni Grille and you're over the age of eight.

People who brag about getting drunk.
I don't drink. I don't care!

People who pretend like they know who I am.



The get grateful part comes later...

Enjoy your night everyone.